You're in ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor and Gemini all day anyway. Cribble just keeps score: one quiet extension, 47 AI sites, one worldwide board. Install it, forget it, and check your rank when the group chat gets cocky.
No brackets, no regions, no casual queue. Every pilot on Earth shares one table, and it re-sorts the moment anyone syncs a session, so overtakes land while you scroll. The board on the right is the real machinery with a staged cast. The live one is meaner.
// SIMULATION · DREAM LINEUP, STAGED SCORES. THE MECHANICS ARE REAL
Install it once and it vanishes into the browser. Sessions land here on their own: score, streaks, a twelve-week heat trail, all fused from heartbeats and weighted toward deep work instead of tab-flicking. No timers. No check-ins. No honor system. The gauges just move.
Every pilot gets a card: banner, callsign, flight record, medal rack. Skin it with plates from the shop, or with the ones money can't touch. The card on the right belongs to @birdabo, the founder, currently sitting on #1. Somebody should really do something about that.
// TAP A PLATE · THE CARD RE-SKINS LIVE
Built Cribble to settle an argument. Currently winning it.
// PLATES FROM THE LIVE CATALOG
Milestones, streaks, arsenal, operations. Every medal is cut from real usage stats, so the case fills at the speed you actually work. Most collections stall in single digits. The last one can't be collected at all: it's held, and only for as long as you can defend it.
One exists, and it isn't minted. It's confiscated. Overtake the holder and the crown moves to your account, Champion's Gold plate and all. Get overtaken, and it leaves without saying goodbye.
1 OF 1 IN CIRCULATION · CURRENTLY HELD BY @BIRDABO
Today Cribble scores the browser. Next it scores the terminal: a native tracker that meters Cursor, Claude Code, Codex and every other CLI agent in your stack, then folds them into the same global rank. Prompts, tool calls, the six-hour run you left cooking overnight. All of it counts.
Live standings for every ranked pilot, plus a second board where the tools themselves fight it out.
ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, Gemini, Perplexity and the rest, tallied without a sound.
Trading-card profiles, equippable nameplates, and a service record no credit card can shortcut.
Quarterly resets with seasonal drops. The first checkered flag is already flying.
Company vs company, group chat vs group chat. Your squad's average becomes everyone's problem.
New medal lines and fresh plates. Retired ones stay retired. Scarcity is the point.
// CONCEPT CAPTURE · THE CLI IS IN R&D, THE AMBITION IS NOT
the board is live. your rank isn't.
// TRANSMISSION ENDS
